by William Karry Kent
She got the Harley and all the cash
I got the scooter without the dash
She rides high and mighty
Around The Dragon’s Tail
I ride the dirt roads
And Lord its pure hell
But I’ve still got my sanity
That she wanted to crush
And when Susie stops by
She gives me an adrenaline rush
So I didn’t do badly
Not badly really at all
I’m still riding my scooter
And still sipping non alcohols
Seems everybody passes me
How many fingers can you count?
As my bank calls me weekly
About my delinquent account
I’m three sheets in the wind
And overdrawn once more
And it ain’t all that pretty
Being hungry and dirt poor.